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“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
“The game is on… Will you play with me?”
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?â€
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer on no less than three separate occasions.â€
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
lucky-33: Feb 2015 The Bahamas The second of the two dropped pics from our latest gallery on Microminimus. Re-blog
trubleinmymind: Nasty girls are SO much fun. Damn straight, especially when they’re kept in line and know their place.
lovequotesrus: Bitter Sweet Love by Michael Faudet Follow him here Beautifully put. Love the last two lines
lucky-33: Jan 2014 Miami Beach, FL Missing the beach. I love how tiny this Wicked Weasel bikini is. It tends to disappear on her.
On & off her clothes bathroom spyshots.
Lines finished for the gal pals!Now to line the background, color and shade it all…phewJust finishing up this commission then I’ll open themed slots!
Speaking of fucking scars, I JUST noticed this wound on my life line when I washed my hands. I don’t remember getting it. It’s position on my life line is around where my age, 27, would be represented. I wonder what this means. Being a superst
On my way to Helsinki. Viking line ship. I had to take pics of my hard dick.
Here is the Finished commission, the line art, flat color, and shaded (without the glossy shine on the hair) D: I worked so hard on this. haha. I really need to tone down the degree of picky i can get with my line work ._. I’m gonna make myself go mad.
whippedcreamandotherdelights OC Whipped Cream Line art. Coloring next. :3 My side of an art trade. I wish I could capture my traditional line style in my digital art :/ working on it. But maybe I will get there XD RIP .08 inking marker. You will be missed
Lining the Akari Sketch… Still needs a bit of work…
freckletriangleofdoom: freckletriangleofdoom: If you’re on line to vote and stay in line, you are allowed to stay as long as it takes to get to the front of the line and vote. No one can turn you away from the polls if you got on line within polling
line play commission for empa! im doing these for Ű for a colored picture or Ů for lineart. this is a good chance to get a real cheap commission from me! just send me a fanmail or note on da/fa/weasyl (fiztheancient on all accounts) with a screencap
85 friends on line play
On Hiatus
LINE Chat introduces new stickers for those who download the 1st volume of SnK’s Kansai edition! (Source)These feature colored versions of Isayama’s original artwork!
LINE Chat’s Shingeki! Kyojin Chuugakkou stickers for the app!More from Shingeki! Kyojin Chuugakkou
On The Way To The Fashionland! på @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/Yyikxe
chiicharron: ok this has a lot of backstory to it (not IN the story backstory just my own backstory) basically when i made that post about neptune singing i already had this song lined up for da monos to make art of but then i forgot then the designs
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![“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]](https://31.media.tumblr.com/c09287926d3ae7e4cb326b79469f8bb6/tumblr_nf0ufpy4OE1r9lnxmo1_250.png)
